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April 5, 1999
December 8, 1998
November 31, 1998
November 24, 1998
November 17, 1998
November 10, 1998
November 3, 1998
October 25, 1998
October 18, 1998
October 11, 1998
October 4, 1998
September 27, 1998
September 20, 1998
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A man was blissfully driving along the
highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to
avoid hitting the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was
hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place, and there was candy everywhere. |
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the
side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the bunny carrying the basket.
Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
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same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out
of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I
feel just terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and
killed him. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?" |
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The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her
car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp dead bunny, and
sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
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Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back
to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans
and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved
and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned waved, hopped another 50 yards and
waved again! |
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in
your spray can?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said,
"Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave." |
