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Joke of The Week
Table of Contents
June 19, 2011
May 8, 2011
May 1, 2011
April 24, 2011
April 10, 2011
March 27, 2011
March 20, 2011
March 13, 2011
March 6, 2011
February 27, 2011
April 5, 1999
December 8, 1998
November 31, 1998
November 24, 1998
November 17, 1998
November 10, 1998
November 3, 1998
October 25, 1998
October 18, 1998
October 11, 1998
October 4, 1998
September 27, 1998
September 20, 1998
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand
new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the
road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what
little hair he had left.
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"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get
away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he floored
it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
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