A huge bearded man is standing on his porch.   "Name's Lars," the man says, "from down the road. Having a party Saturday.   Wanna come down?"

"Definitely," says Sam. "After six months out here, I'm ready to meet some people."

"Gotta warn you," says Lars, "there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"No problem...I can drink with the best of 'em," says Sam.

"Mor'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I like people," Sam replies. "I'll be there."

Lars starts to walk away, then turns back. "And there's some wild sex at   these things, too...."

"Not a problem," says Sam. "I've been alone for six months! Just one  question, though...what should I wear?"

Lars shrugs. "Whatever you want - just gonna be the two of us."