"Who was that?" the wife demanded.

"If you must know," he coolly replied, "that was my mistress."

"Your mistress? I want a divorce!",  she insisted.

"Are you sure you want to give up a big house in the suburbs, a Mercedes, furs, jewelry and a vacation home in Mexico?",  he asked sipping his wine.

They continued dining in silence. Finally, the woman nudged her   husband and said, "Isn't that Howard over there? Who's he with?" 

"That's his mistress," her husband replied.

"Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is cuter"

Submitted by Kate Hobart
 

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