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Are You Andy or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic.   Yes, I know there are no other cars around.  That's how far ahead of me they are.

When the Officers says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"  You probably shouldn't respond with.  "Gee, Officer, your eyes  look glazed.  Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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