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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME

EARTH IS FULL GO HOME

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD........................BUDDHA

THIS WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY IF IT WEREN'T HAPPENING TO ME

SO MANY PEDESTRIANS SO LITTLE TIME

I USED TO BE DISGUSTED NOW I'M JUST AMUSED

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

IF PROGRESS MEANS TO MOVE FORWARD WHAT DOES CONGRESS  MEAN?

IF WE QUIT VOTING WILL THEY ALL GO AWAY?

POLITICS - FROM THE WORDS "POLY," MEANING "MANY," AND "TICKS,"  AS IN "SMALL,   BLOOD-SUCKING PARASITES"

HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF

THE FACE IS FAMILIAR BUT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER MY NAME

HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS...STILL DIES

EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, DIE ANYWAY

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION

ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR HELP

COVER ME I'M CHANGING LANES

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST

HE WHO HESITATES IS NOT ONLY LOST BUT MILES FROM THE NEXT EXIT

I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN UNARMED PERSON

THIS ISN'T MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME

IT'S BEEN LOVELY BUT I HAVE TO SCREAM NOW

UNIQUELY MALADJUSTED BUT FUN

I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR CLOTHES

THIS BUMPERSTICKER EXPLOITS ILLITERATES

MINIMUM WAGE FOR POLITICIANS

VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNALS

WHERE ARE WE GOING AND WHY AM I IN THIS HANDBASKET?

I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND IT'S BACKED UP ON DISK SOMEWHERE OH, EVOLVE!

YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!

GONE CRAZY BE BACK SHORTLY

IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD - UNTIE!

Submitted by Amanda Carter-Philpott

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